You know, there are times when I feel so very, very old…
You are in a mall
This seems unlikely.
when zombies attack
Really? Wow. I mean, I know some of the folk in John Lewis can look like the undead, but actual zombies? Blimey.
1. One weapon
Er… I can be quite vicious with a bitchy put-down when the mood takes me. Would that count?
2. One song blasting on the speakers
Well, I usually find anything by James Blunt sends me into a murderous rage…
3. One famous person to fight along side you.
Graham Chapman. He could put on an army uniform and march in saying, “Now look here, this started off as perfectly nice little sketch about a shopping mall, but now it’s just got silly.” And then, always assuming it was a Thursday, we could have buttered scones for tea, before he served me with a writ for blatant plagiarism.
I think I may have spoiled the game. Sorry, Mr Chimp, Sir…